Some people have a skewed sense of reality

I just don't understand what some people are thinking. We got a note the other day that said, "People who sit in $500 chairs should at least you know how to spell."

1) She was referring to the spelling of a surname. Can I just point out the fact even the surname Smith can be spelt Smyth. How on earth would a person spontaneously know how to properly spell someones last name. If I had a nickel for every person who spelt my last name wrong, I would have a nickel for every person who tried to spell my last name.

2) In what world does this woman live in where she thinks that I would be sitting in a $500 chair, or even that one person in my office would be sitting in a $500 chair. I doubt I could pay someone to take my chair.

What is she thinking? Was she exaggerating or does she really think that we have tons of money? And if she does why would she give us more. It's a shame that there are people who think that we don't realize that every dollar we spend counts. It's one of the reasons I like working there. Poo to her. Poo.