WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE

Actually, just me...on a train. Or so our training videos have taught me.

So this week we began our training for Customer Service Attendants. I got my snazy (is there one or two z's in snazy?) uniform. It looks great. The first day I got it I put it on and modeled it for everyone in the hostel. It's really brought us all closer together. Oh what laughter (and by that I mean everyone laughing at me), can do. Maybe when I can finally post a picture of me in it on the internet people around the world will laugh so hard that world peace will be achieved.
...Yes it's THAT funny. What's funnier is that Cheryl hasn't gotten her's yet and she's had to hand wash her pants because she has to dress 'smart' everyday. (Not funny ha ha, but funny, haaa).

Back to the training videos. So in the first hour and a half of training we learned all of the ways that we can die, AND THEN how to watch out for terrorists. When they turned back on the lights everyone's faces we white and a few people ran for the door. (FYI terrorist are male, scraggly looking, young, darker hair...or bald!! Be on the lookout).

We went on a train to Barracks, which is the border city from England to Scotland. The train station was pretty, but that's all we saw of it. It's pretty hard to walk on the train, but Paul, who's training us said that it's best to walk with our legs spread out, which looks funny but makes it easier, especially in the heals we have to wear.

If you want to see what I have to wear, by the way, my friend just sent me a link to an employees blog, with pictures too. It's kinda funny...

**Due to official regulations the link to a picture of my uniform had to be removed, sorry for an incovience** (seriously!!!)

Well that's about all I have to say about that for now, we went flat hunting today but it's turning out to be harder than we thought.

Oh and back to my opening line...seems as though you're all going to die in NA because North Korea is going to Nuke the states. Glad I'm over here.